You just might be a grown up if....

In light of New Year's Eve I thought I would do a rendition of you might be a redneck. Instead of rednecks, I'll focus on how you know you just might have grown up.

You might be a grown up if......

7.  The thought of going down to the strip sounds like torture, not fun.
6.  You're planning on staying in because you can't get a babysitter.
5.  The bottles around your house have breast milk in them, not beer.
4.  Your kids are more excited about their New Year's plans than you are about yours.
3.  Your parents have more exciting plans than you. When in the heck did that happen?
2.  Your neighbors' fireworks wake you up at midnight, and you're annoyed.

And the number one reason you just might be a grown up is....

You plan to ring in the New Year with the east coast. Hey it's midnight somewhere right?

If one of the above statements applies to you congratulations, I declare you a grown up! By the way, numbers 1,2,3,6, and 7 apply to us. We are most definitely grown ups.