Aug 5, 2011

Friday Confessional



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I confess....
I have no idea where this week went.

I confess....
Brett is working both days this weekend again and I'm annoyed because that means no break for mommy.

I confess....
I'm not all that concerned that it also means no break for Daddy.

I confess....
Isabella just swiped a pancake off the counter and is teasing Mark and Molly with it. They are chasing her around the house trying to get a bite.

I confess....
Normally I would make her stop and bring the pancake in the kitchen since I don't allow food out of the kitchen. But I'm busy writing this post and no one is crying so I'm pretending that I can't see it.

I confess....
As I was typing that last confession I heard splashing. This is never good. I found Mark splashing in Isabella's milk. Awesome! See what I get for ignoring bad behavior? Lesson probably not learned.

I confess....
At least it wasn't pee! That was the last thing the kids were splashing in.

Speaking of pee
I confess....
I was filling out the paperwork on Isabella for preschool and they asked if she had toilet accidents. I put no since it's been a long time since we've had an accident. Not 30 minutes later she wet her pants! We haven't had a pee accident in over 2 months! Really?

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I confess....
I had to get a health card for Isabella's preschool. (Don't ask) I had to watch a food safety video even though I was getting a card for childcare. When I asked why the lady said that the state has the same standards for getting a health card regardless of why you are getting it. What? I'm shocked! You mean the government is inefficient and doesn't care enough to make things streamlined and easier? Get out of here!

I confess....
I'm pretty sure I watched the same movie in 1996 which was the last time I got a health card.

I confess....
The lady in charge of the movie oddly enough has too much power. She acted like this movie was going to make or break our careers (insert laughter here) and that she could fail us. I kid you not that is what she said over and over again, that she could fail us.

I confess....
I wonder why the company that produced the movie felt the need for the long dramatic introduction. There are 5 parts to the movie and each one has a music intro. Why? Did they think anyone was going to leave the health district and tell all their friends about the movie that they just have to see? Thanks for adding 5 minutes to my time being held hostage by a government that won't have separate requirements for health cards.

I confess....
I laughed my butt off when she gave the answers to the test when the boring, 1988 throwback movie was over.

I confess....
I'm pretty sure I was the only one who thought it was funny. The guy next to me looked at me like I was a little crazy.

I confess....
I have never been more happy with my last name then after the movie since we were dismissed in alphabetical order. I was the first one to leave!

I confess....
The next time my kids get shots, I will have more sympathy for them. I had to get a Hep A vaccine as part of my health card. That night my arm was sore and I was so tired and out of it. My poor little babies.

I confess....
Next time I get a tattoo, I'm totally going to feel safe knowing that my tattoo artist has watched the food safety video. I wouldn't want to get sick!

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No that's not me

I confess....
I wonder how many of my readers know me well enough to pick up on my sarcasm.

6 comments:

  1. I sensed your sarcasm. :) I am totally the one who laughs at things like that. Happy Friday.

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  2. You are funny! I love sarcastic!

    I feel you on no break for mommy. My hubby golfs a lot on the weekend. It's like working a 7 day a week job 24 hours each day! BOO!

    That video sounds hysterical! Yuck to the shots though.

    Have a fabulous weekend~

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  3. Ouch shots are the worst!

    Love the sarcasm! I would have laughed to. People with power (at least think they have power) are the ones who crack me up!

    Enjoyed your confession!

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  4. I always love your confessionals! I had to get one of those health cards in 2005 because I needed a summer job before I could begin with the school district. I remember the video and I remember laughing through most of it as well. :)

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  5. I totally get your sarcasm and love reading your confessions each week! I have to confess that I have never heard of a health card. Is that just a Nevada thing?

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  6. dripping with sarcasm...no worries on picking up what you are laying down darlin!

    thanks for linking up...glad that tattoo is not you...lol

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